Life of the party

I’m Kandace. I’m a boy crazy ass teenager that loves those little miniature sandwiches people make for parties. I also am obsessed with mashed potatoes. I’m obsessed with a lot of things, actually. Like, Lil Wayne and cats. Lil Wayne is number one though, I’ve seen him 4 times irl. I’m not like weird obsessed though, that’s weird. I love all cats, big cats, jungle cats, alley cats, small cats, tall cats, all cats. Love them. I feel the need to explain myself often. I have only one really close friend and I call her my sister, her name’s Karly and I’m with her if I’m not home or at work. I work at Starbucks. I like black people more than white people and I’m white. I love the way they are, everything about them, haha. I don’t fuckin’ lie unless I really reeeally have to. I like being drunk but I don’t drink all the time. I want to be famous but I don’t know how I’ma take over the world yet. No one sends me messages on this bitch and it makes me mad. My mom and Karly think I’m funny and I’m afraid everyone else just laughs ‘cause they feel obligated but I think I am a fucking trip. I can show you who I am better than I can tell you. I probably love you.

Dass it, bitch.